"it" just moved
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize
