Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You left your phone here
Wait...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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