Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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