we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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