I want to make a zoo with you.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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