You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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