"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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