I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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