ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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