i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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