Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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