Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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