he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
