Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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