I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
