I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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