it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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