SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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