Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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