:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
