If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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