No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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