Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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