You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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