She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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