how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
