I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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