is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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