let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Dear god my vagina.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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