She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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