This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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