i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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