I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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