Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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