He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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