We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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