so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You ruined the universe
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