Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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