I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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