I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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