I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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