so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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