yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Sober January is a disaster.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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