i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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