do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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