Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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