Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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