Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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