Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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