Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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