i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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